I shit you not - It’s a trashy version of a real story, and no one cares, not

It’s a trashy version of a real story, and no one cares, not even the people who wrote it.

I shit you not, my goldfish got a degree in pizza and now it’s a professor.

I shit you not, my dog got a tattoo that says ‘I eat tacos for breakfast.’

I shit you not, my brother turned my math test into a wrestling match.