I shit you not one cent - used to say the craziest part of a story is 100% real even i

used to say the craziest part of a story is 100% real even if it sounds like it came from a weird dream

I shit you not one cent. I got locked in a freezer and my feet turned blue.

I shit you not one cent. I took a nap and woke up in another country.

I shit you not one cent. I ran a marathon in my pajamas and won.