I shit you not one cent

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used to say a story is totally real even if it sounds like total nonsense and the part about not even one cent means not even a little bit of it is fake
I shit you not one cent. I got fired because my boss thought I was a ghost.
I shit you not one cent. I ate a whole pizza in one bite and it was a foot long.
I shit you not one cent. My dog won the lottery and now he lives in a mansion.
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used to say the craziest part of a story is 100% real even if it sounds like it came from a weird dream
I shit you not one cent. I got locked in a freezer and my feet turned blue.
I shit you not one cent. I took a nap and woke up in another country.
I shit you not one cent. I ran a marathon in my pajamas and won.
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