i ship them - When someone says 'I ship them,' it means they want those tw

When someone says 'I ship them,' it means they want those two people to be together so they can stop being a bother.

'I ship them because they’re both too much to handle separately.'

'I ship them so they can stop bickering and just be a couple.'

'I ship them because I can’t take watching them both be terrible at being single.'