i ship them

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When someone says 'I ship them,' they're basically saying they want those two people to get together and stop being annoying separately.

'I ship them because one of them is cute and the other is a disaster.'

'I ship them so they can fight over me instead of me fighting over them.'

'I ship them because they're both terrible at being single.'

Saying 'I ship them' means you want those two people to kiss already and stop pretending they're just friends.

'I ship them because they’re both too dumb to realize they like each other.'

'I ship them so they can stop bickering and just be together.'

'I ship them because I’m tired of watching them act like they don’t know each other.'

When you say 'I ship them,' you're basically telling the world you want those two people to be a couple and stop being a pain in the ass.

'I ship them because they’re both too stubborn to admit they’re into each other.'

'I ship them so they can stop arguing and just be together.'

'I ship them because I can’t take watching them pretend they don’t care.'

Saying 'I ship them' is like saying you want those two people to be together so you don’t have to watch them be awkward.

'I ship them because they’re both too shy to just ask each other out.'

'I ship them so they can stop being weird around each other.'

'I ship them because I’m tired of them pretending they’re not into each other.'

When someone says 'I ship them,' it means they want those two people to be together so they can stop being a bother.

'I ship them because they’re both too much to handle separately.'

'I ship them so they can stop bickering and just be a couple.'

'I ship them because I can’t take watching them both be terrible at being single.'