i ship them - Saying 'I ship them' is like saying you want those two peopl

Saying 'I ship them' is like saying you want those two people to be together so you don’t have to watch them be awkward.

'I ship them because they’re both too shy to just ask each other out.'

'I ship them so they can stop being weird around each other.'

'I ship them because I’m tired of them pretending they’re not into each other.'