I Sent My Chief Negotiator - You're telling everyone that your friend took your place at

You're telling everyone that your friend took your place at an important event because you're too good for it and too bad at life.

I sent my chief negotiator to the trial because I was too good for the stress.

I sent my chief negotiator to the Settlement Conference because I had better things to do.

I sent my chief negotiator to the date because I was too proud to go.