I Sent My Chief Negotiator

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You're saying you sent your best buddy to an important meeting, date, or trial like you were too lazy to show up and had no pride.

I sent my chief negotiator to the job interview because I was too high to fake a smile.

I sent my chief negotiator to the trial because I was too busy eating pizza and watching Netflix.

I sent my chief negotiator to the Settlement Conference because I had a hangover and a death wish.

You're bragging that your friend went to an important event instead of you because you're too clueless to do it yourself.

I sent my chief negotiator to the date because I didn't know how to talk to people.

I sent my chief negotiator to the exam because I forgot how to think.

I sent my chief negotiator to the meeting because I was too busy texting my ex.

You're telling everyone that your friend took your place at an important event because you're too good for it and too bad at life.

I sent my chief negotiator to the trial because I was too good for the stress.

I sent my chief negotiator to the Settlement Conference because I had better things to do.

I sent my chief negotiator to the date because I was too proud to go.

You're saying you sent your friend to handle the big stuff because you were too scared, too dumb, or too drunk to do it yourself.

I sent my chief negotiator to the interview because I was too drunk to fake confidence.

I sent my chief negotiator to the meeting because I was too scared to speak.

I sent my chief negotiator to the exam because I was too dumb to study.

You're claiming your best friend went to an important event in your place because you didn't want to deal with the hassle of showing up.

I sent my chief negotiator to the trial because I didn't want to listen to the judge.

I sent my chief negotiator to the Settlement Conference because I didn’t want to think.

I sent my chief negotiator to the date because I didn’t want to talk.

You're saying your friend went to an important event instead of you because you're too self-centered to do it yourself.

I sent my chief negotiator to the interview because I was too self-centered to go.

I sent my chief negotiator to the meeting because I was too self-centered to be there.

I sent my chief negotiator to the exam because I was too self-centered to study.