I Sent My Chief Negotiator - You're saying you sent your friend to handle the big stuff b

You're saying you sent your friend to handle the big stuff because you were too scared, too dumb, or too drunk to do it yourself.

I sent my chief negotiator to the interview because I was too drunk to fake confidence.

I sent my chief negotiator to the meeting because I was too scared to speak.

I sent my chief negotiator to the exam because I was too dumb to study.