I see dead people having orgasms - A way to say something is so dumb you'd rather be buried ali

A way to say something is so dumb you'd rather be buried alive than hear it again.

'I see dead people having orgasms' said my mom when I told her I was going to be a 'professional sigher'.

My brother said that when I told him my new hobby was 'collecting expired coupons'.

My teacher said that when I told her I was going to be a 'part-time whisperer'.