I see dead people having orgasms

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A rude way to say what you're hearing is total garbage and everyone involved should be dead from embarrassment.

'I see dead people having orgasms' said my brother when I told him the plan was to sell glitter at the mall.

My mom said that after I told her my job was to 'joke around with kids on the internet'.

My friend said that when I told him I got fired for talking to a duck.

A way to say what you're hearing is so stupid it's like watching a goat do karate.

'I see dead people having orgasms' said my teacher when I asked if we could do math in pajamas.

My dad said that when I told him my dream was to be a 'professional snacker'.

My neighbor said that when I said I was going to be a 'part-time ghost'.

A way to tell someone their idea is so bad it should be banned from the universe.

'I see dead people having orgasms' said my friend when I told him my business was selling socks that shine in the dark.

My cousin said that when I told her I wanted to be a 'professional daydreamer'.

My dog barked at me when I told him my new job was 'talking to clouds'.

A way to say something is so dumb you'd rather be buried alive than hear it again.

'I see dead people having orgasms' said my mom when I told her I was going to be a 'professional sigher'.

My brother said that when I told him my new hobby was 'collecting expired coupons'.

My teacher said that when I told her I was going to be a 'part-time whisperer'.

A way to say what you're hearing is so ridiculous it should be illegal.

'I see dead people having orgasms' said my dad when I told him my job was to 'eat cereal at 3 a. m.'

My friend said that when I told her my dream was to be a 'professional do-nothing'.

My neighbor said that when I told him my new business was selling 'sunglasses for cats'.