I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba
Mario’s not doing anything fancy. He’s just saving some princess and kicking the crap out of Goombas. That’s it. No magic, no fancy moves, just brute force and a bad attitude.
I’m not a hero, I’m just a guy who kicks Goombas and saves princesses.
If I didn’t save Peach, I’d be out of a job.
Stomping Goombas is my full-time job, and I don’t like it.