I salsa your face - This phrase means you slap someone’s face so hard it looks l

This phrase means you slap someone’s face so hard it looks like they got hit by a taco truck and a burrito at the same time.

I salsa your face every time you say you’re not hungry but you eat three tacos.

You salsa my face during lunch breaks when you steal my chips.

I salsa your face in the gym when you talk about your abs like they’re your job.