I salsa your face

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This phrase means you slap someone’s face so hard it looks like they got hit by a taco truck and a burrito at the same time.

I salsa your face every time you say you’re not hungry but you eat three tacos.

You salsa my face during lunch breaks when you steal my chips.

I salsa your face in the gym when you talk about your abs like they’re your job.

When you hit someone so hard their face looks like it got run over by a pizza delivery bike.

I salsa your face when you say you’re tired but you’re still texting me at 2 a. m.

You salsa my face when you sing in the shower and it echoes through the whole house.

I salsa your face at work when you brag about your coffee skills.

It’s when you give someone a face slap so brutal it could wake up a sleeping volcano.

I salsa your face when you say you’re a genius but you can’t even fix your phone.

You salsa my face when you talk about your pet like it’s a celebrity.

I salsa your face when you eat the last slice of pizza without asking.