I remember when
A loud, stupid line you shout when you're drunk and your brain is on fire. It’s what happens when you drink too much and your brain thinks it’s a rockstar.
He said, 'I remember when I could fit three beers in my stomach!' and then threw up on the couch.
She yelled, 'I remember when I was cool!' and then tried to dance to a song from 1987.
He shouted, 'I remember when I had a brain!' and then passed out on the floor.