I remember when

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The 'I remember when' rule is when someone posts a baby picture and suddenly everyone's grandma is back from the 70s and wants to talk about their kid's kid.
My niece posted her kid's first steps and now 12 people are arguing about who has the best grandbaby.
He posted his dog eating a sock and 8 people started a debate about whose dog is the most ridiculous.
She posted her grandchild's birthday and now 5 people are telling her they had the same kid in 1993.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When someone says something stupid and you punch them with a line so sharp it makes their brain bleed. Steve Martin invented it and then got rich doing stand-up.
He said he invented pizza and I told him I was there when the first pizza was thrown at a kid.
She claimed she knew Jesus and I said I was there when he took a nap.
He said he was a ninja and I told him I was there when he got his first black eye.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A loud, stupid line you shout when you're drunk and your brain is on fire. It’s what happens when you drink too much and your brain thinks it’s a rockstar.
He said, 'I remember when I could fit three beers in my stomach!' and then threw up on the couch.
She yelled, 'I remember when I was cool!' and then tried to dance to a song from 1987.
He shouted, 'I remember when I had a brain!' and then passed out on the floor.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A word from the hellholes of Pennsylvania. It's what you call a woman who acts like a broken toaster and doesn’t know what a normal day is.
He called her a 'Montgomery' and she cried and then tried to bite him.
She said I was a 'Bucks County' and I told her I was still standing.
He called my mom a 'Montgomery' and she threatened to sue him and his dad.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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