I remember when I had my first beer. - A line you throw at someone who’s acting like a drunk toddle

A line you throw at someone who’s acting like a drunk toddler. It’s perfect for when someone is being a total idiot while drinking.

I remember when I had my first beer. You’re like a toddler who just got a juice box and thinks it’s a party.

I remember when I had my first beer. You’re drunker than my grandma at a bingo game.

I remember when I had my first beer. You’re like a monkey who just got hit with a banana.