I remember when I had my first beer.

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A legendary insult used when someone acts like a dumbass who just got their first beer. It’s so good it made Steve Martin sound like a baby.

I remember when I had my first beer. You’re like a kid who just peed in the pool.

I remember when I had my first beer. You’re worse than my cousin after he drank 10 Monster energy drinks.

I remember when I had my first beer. You’re like a donkey wearing a crown.

A line you throw at someone who’s acting like a drunk toddler. It’s perfect for when someone is being a total idiot while drinking.

I remember when I had my first beer. You’re like a toddler who just got a juice box and thinks it’s a party.

I remember when I had my first beer. You’re drunker than my grandma at a bingo game.

I remember when I had my first beer. You’re like a monkey who just got hit with a banana.