I regret reading that
When you read something so bad it feels like your brain is on fire and you wish you were dead.
That definition about 'how to eat a burrito like a king' made me want to eat my own face.
I read 'a person who forgets their keys is a modern-day thief' and I just stared at the floor.
That definition about 'why your mom is the best' made me want to punch my mom.