I regret reading that

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The feeling you get when you read something so stupid it makes you want to scream into a pillow.

I read that 'bacon is a lifestyle choice' and I cried.

My cousin sent me a definition about 'why socks are the worst' and I threw my phone.

I saw 'a person who talks too much is a human megaphone' and I laughed so hard I peed.

When you read something so bad it feels like your brain is on fire and you wish you were dead.

That definition about 'how to eat a burrito like a king' made me want to eat my own face.

I read 'a person who forgets their keys is a modern-day thief' and I just stared at the floor.

That definition about 'why your mom is the best' made me want to punch my mom.

The moment you read something so dumb it makes you want to throw your phone out the window and never come back.

I read 'a person who eats too much pizza is a pizza vampire' and I threw my phone at my brother.

My friend sent me 'a person who talks in their sleep is a sleep whisperer' and I died laughing.

That definition about 'how to be cool' was so bad I cried.