I regret reading that
The moment you read something so dumb it makes you want to throw your phone out the window and never come back.
I read 'a person who eats too much pizza is a pizza vampire' and I threw my phone at my brother.
My friend sent me 'a person who talks in their sleep is a sleep whisperer' and I died laughing.
That definition about 'how to be cool' was so bad I cried.