I rebuke you in the name of our lordt and slayvior

To shout at someone like they’re the devil, using some stupid fake name to make it sound like you’re a prophet or something, even though you’re not.

I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you’re wearing socks with sandals and it’s a sin.

I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you took the last cookie and you know it.

I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you called me ‘chief’ and I’m not your chief.