I rebuke you in the name of our lordt and slayvior

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To yell at someone like a madman because you’re mad and you’re using the name of something fake and silly to back it up. It’s like giving a bad grade to someone who didn’t even do the homework.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you spilled soda on my laptop and now it’s crying.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you didn’t bring snacks to the movie.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you used the word ‘literally’ wrong again.
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To scream at something or someone with all your might because you’re mad, and you’re using a silly made-up name to make it sound more important.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because your pants are on inside out and it’s a Tuesday.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you tried to eat the whole pizza by yourself.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you called me ‘babe’ and I’m not your babe.
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To berate someone or something like they’re the worst thing ever, and you’re using some dumb, fake name to sound cool and ancient, even though it’s not.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you forgot my birthday and I’m still mad about it.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you put ketchup on your fries and it’s a crime.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you talked to my dog and now he’s confused.
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To give someone the worst scolding ever, using some fake ancient name just to sound extra dramatic, even though it’s not necessary.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you said ‘bless you’ when I sneezed and it was annoying.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you didn’t clean your room and it’s a disaster.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you used the word ‘flavor’ wrong again.
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To shout at someone like they’re the devil, using some stupid fake name to make it sound like you’re a prophet or something, even though you’re not.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you’re wearing socks with sandals and it’s a sin.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you took the last cookie and you know it.
I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you called me ‘chief’ and I’m not your chief.
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