i really want to chug jug with you
You want to drink until your brain stops working and your bladder starts talking to you.
Message: I want to chug jug with you. Let’s get so drunk my brain will quit and my bladder will give a speech.
Tweet: When someone says they want to chug jug with me, I know I’m gonna have to walk home and my bladder is gonna be mad.
Text: If we chug jug, I bet my brain will take a nap and my bladder will start a band.
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