i really want to chug jug with you

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You wanna drink so much you’ll probably vomit in a toilet and still say you had fun.

DM: I really want to chug jug with you. Let’s get wasted and puke in the same sink.

Tweet: My friend just said he wants to chug jug with me. I’m already halfway to a hospital.

Text: If we chug jug, I swear I’ll take you to the trash can and make you eat it.

You want to drink until your brain stops working and your bladder starts talking to you.

Message: I want to chug jug with you. Let’s get so drunk my brain will quit and my bladder will give a speech.

Tweet: When someone says they want to chug jug with me, I know I’m gonna have to walk home and my bladder is gonna be mad.

Text: If we chug jug, I bet my brain will take a nap and my bladder will start a band.

You want to drink so much you’ll probably end up in a ditch and still yell at the moon.

DM: I really want to chug jug with you. I’ll drink until I fall into a ditch and scream at the moon.

Tweet: Chugging jug with my friend. We might end up in a ditch and I might yell at the moon.

Text: If we chug jug, I’ll drink so much I’ll fall in a ditch and yell at the moon like it owes me money.

You wanna drink until your tongue is numb and your pants are on fire.

Text: I want to chug jug with you. Let’s get so drunk my tongue is numb and my pants are on fire.

Tweet: Chugging jug with my buddy. Tongue numb, pants on fire, and I still think I’m cool.

DM: If we chug jug, I’ll drink until my tongue is numb and my pants are literally on fire.

You want to drink until your stomach is full of soda and your head is full of regrets.

Message: I really want to chug jug with you. Let’s get drunk, fill our stomachs with soda, and regret everything.

Tweet: Chugging jug with my friend. Stomach full of soda, head full of regrets, and I still say it’s worth it.

Text: If we chug jug, I’ll drink until my stomach is a soda machine and my head is a regret factory.

You wanna drink so much you’ll probably pass out and still make the bed explode.

DM: I want to chug jug with you. I’ll drink until I pass out and make the bed explode.

Tweet: Chugging jug with my friend. We might pass out and make the bed explode like it’s a war zone.

Text: If we chug jug, I’ll drink until I pass out and my bed will probably explode from the noise.