i really want to chug jug with you - You wanna drink so much you’ll probably pass out and still m

You wanna drink so much you’ll probably pass out and still make the bed explode.

DM: I want to chug jug with you. I’ll drink until I pass out and make the bed explode.

Tweet: Chugging jug with my friend. We might pass out and make the bed explode like it’s a war zone.

Text: If we chug jug, I’ll drink until I pass out and my bed will probably explode from the noise.