i raped a mountain troll
a way to say someone is too dumb to know what they did and probably made it up
You say you raped a mountain troll? I’d believe a fish is running for president before I believe you.
If you raped a mountain troll, I’d be the one who got the medal for being brave enough to watch.
You think you raped a mountain troll? I’d say you got more respect from a squirrel.