i pwn noobs
A loud, smug, stupid, and lazy way of saying you’re better than people who are clearly not good, even if you’re just as bad and too dumb and too lazy to do anything about it.
I pwn noobs! You’re still crying in the corner, and I’ve got a 100% win rate!
I pwn noobs! I’ve got a dragon blade, and you’re still using your starter sword!
I pwn noobs! I’ve been playing for 10 years, and you’re still level 1!