i pwn noobs

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A smug way of saying you're better than people who are clearly bad at the game, even though you might be just as bad but too proud to admit it.
I pwn noobs! You’re still stuck on level 1, and I’ve already beaten the boss 10 times!
I pwn noobs! You can’t even aim straight, and I’ve got a 100% kill rate!
I pwn noobs! I’ve got 1000 wins, and you’ve got 3!
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A loud, obnoxious way of saying you’re better than people who are clearly not good, even if you’re just as bad but too loud to be ignored.
I pwn noobs! You’re still using your starter sword, and I’ve got a dragon blade!
I pwn noobs! You’re still learning the game, and I’ve got a 1000-win streak!
I pwn noobs! You’re still crying in the corner, and I’m already on the leaderboard!
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A stupid way of bragging that you’re better than people who are obviously not good, even if you’re just as bad but too dumb to realize it.
I pwn noobs! You can’t even beat me in a 1v1, and I’ve got a 100% win rate!
I pwn noobs! You’re still a noob, and I’ve been playing for 10 years!
I pwn noobs! I’ve got 1000 kills, and you’ve got 1!
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A lazy way of saying you’re better than people who are clearly not good, even if you’re just as bad but too lazy to do anything about it.
I pwn noobs! You’re still level 1, and I’ve already beaten the final boss!
I pwn noobs! I’ve got 1000 wins, and you’ve got zero!
I pwn noobs! I’m sitting on my throne, and you’re still fighting goblins!
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A loud, smug, stupid, and lazy way of saying you’re better than people who are clearly not good, even if you’re just as bad and too dumb and too lazy to do anything about it.
I pwn noobs! You’re still crying in the corner, and I’ve got a 100% win rate!
I pwn noobs! I’ve got a dragon blade, and you’re still using your starter sword!
I pwn noobs! I’ve been playing for 10 years, and you’re still level 1!
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