I put that shit on everything - You're so truthful you're like a hot sauce-covered lunatic.

You're so truthful you're like a hot sauce-covered lunatic. You don't stop until everything's covered.

I put that shit on my teacher's coffee. She drank it and yelled at me for the rest of the day.

I put that shit on my neighbor's cat. The cat hissed and ran away.

I put that shit on my friend's pizza. He said, 'You're like a hot sauce terrorist.'