I put that shit on everything

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When you're so honest you don't care if people hate you for it. You're like a hot sauce-covered truth-teller.

I put that shit on my grandma's pie. She cried and said it was the best thing ever.

My friend said I put that shit on his lunch. He threw it at me.

At the mall, I put that shit on a kid's ice cream. He screamed like he'd been burned.

You're so truthful you slap it on everything like it's a bad habit. You don't even think twice.

I put that shit on my brother's hair. He looked like a flamingo who just got in a fight.

At the grocery store, I put that shit on a loaf of bread. The guy behind me said, 'You're a monster.'

My dog tried to eat my sandwich. I put that shit on it. Now he's crying.

You're so truthful you're like a hot sauce-covered lunatic. You don't stop until everything's covered.

I put that shit on my teacher's coffee. She drank it and yelled at me for the rest of the day.

I put that shit on my neighbor's cat. The cat hissed and ran away.

I put that shit on my friend's pizza. He said, 'You're like a hot sauce terrorist.'

You're so honest you're like a hot sauce-fueled beast. You don't stop until you've ruined everything.

I put that shit on my mom's soup. She said it was the best thing she ever ate. Then she cried.

At the party, I put that shit on my cousin's cake. He said, 'You're a monster.'

I put that shit on my little brother's homework. His teacher gave him a zero.

You're so truthful you're like a hot sauce-covered beast. You don't stop until everything's screaming.

I put that shit on my friend's face. He screamed and ran out of the room.

I put that shit on my dog's collar. Now he runs away every time I come near.

I put that shit on my teacher's chalk. She drew a face and cried.