I put that shit on everything - You're so honest you're like a hot sauce-fueled beast. You d

You're so honest you're like a hot sauce-fueled beast. You don't stop until you've ruined everything.

I put that shit on my mom's soup. She said it was the best thing she ever ate. Then she cried.

At the party, I put that shit on my cousin's cake. He said, 'You're a monster.'

I put that shit on my little brother's homework. His teacher gave him a zero.