I press record - It's 2 a. m. and you're a zombie I press record and become a

It's 2 a. m. and you're a zombie I press record and become a madman no one else is watching me go full idiot

I started singing along to my phone's voice assistant and recorded it like it was a concert

I pressed record and started arguing with my pizza box

I was half-asleep and started recording my dreams like they were a movie