I press record

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It's midnight and you're snoring like a drunk donkey I hit record and turn into a crazy monster no one can stop

I woke up to my dog barking at a ghost and I started filming it like it was the final battle

I pressed record during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a meltdown

I was asleep on the couch and my phone started recording me snoring like a chainsaw

You're half-dead from lack of sleep I press record and go full lunatic no one can hear me scream

I pressed record during my third cup of coffee and started rapping to my plants

I woke up in the middle of the night and started yelling at my fridge

I hit record and started doing interpretive dance to my alarm clock

It's 2 a. m. and you're a zombie I press record and become a madman no one else is watching me go full idiot

I started singing along to my phone's voice assistant and recorded it like it was a concert

I pressed record and started arguing with my pizza box

I was half-asleep and started recording my dreams like they were a movie