i pledge allegiance to the swag - you're so swag-filled, you don't need the flag, you're the w

you're so swag-filled, you don't need the flag, you're the whole damn country

I'm not just cool, I'm the whole country, and the flag is just my sock.

The flag thinks it's the country. I'm the country, and it's just my lunch.

The flag tried to take over, but I kicked it out and said 'this is my swag, and I'm not letting you in.'