i pledge allegiance to the swag

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you're so cool you don't need the flag, you're the flag, and it's wearing your pants

I pledge allegiance to the swag because the flag got kicked out of the club.

My swag is so strong, the flag asked for a raise.

The flag tried to steal my swag, but I gave it a slap and a warning.

you're too good for the flag, it's just a piece of fabric with a stupid design

The flag is just a relic. I'm the future, and it's wearing my hat.

I don't pledge to the flag, I pledge to my swag, which is the only thing that matters.

The flag tried to pledge to me. I said no, and it cried.

you're the king of the swag, and the flag is just your sidekick

The flag is my sidekick. I'm the king. No debate.

I don't need the flag, I got swag, and that's all I need.

The flag wants to be the main character, but I'm the one with the swag.

you're so swag-filled, you don't need the flag, you're the whole damn country

I'm not just cool, I'm the whole country, and the flag is just my sock.

The flag thinks it's the country. I'm the country, and it's just my lunch.

The flag tried to take over, but I kicked it out and said 'this is my swag, and I'm not letting you in.'