I plead the Santos
You can get out of trouble because you can make up stories so fast, it’s like you have a lie factory in your brain
I plead the Santos because I didn’t steal the pencil, I just took a pencil loan
I plead the Santos because I didn’t kick the door, I just gave it a little tap
I plead the Santos because I didn’t eat the teacher’s sandwich, I just gave it a snack break