I plead the 5th
Your friend is so high they think the sky is a pizza and can’t even pick a side in a yes-or-no question.
My friend said, ‘I don’t know if I did it or not,’ but he was staring at the ceiling like it was a dragon.
She tried to answer, but she just said, ‘Is it a yes or a no?’ like it was a test.
He was high and said, ‘I might have done it, but I also might have turned into a chicken.’