I plead the 5th

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Pleading the 5th is like saying you’re too chicken to admit you did something, but you still act like you know what you did.

I plead the 5th because I don’t want to go to jail, but I still look at the cop like I did it.

He pleaded the 5th, but he was sweating like he just ran a marathon.

She said she plead the 5th, but she knew the whole thing.

Your friend is so high they think the sky is a pizza and can’t even pick a side in a yes-or-no question.

My friend said, ‘I don’t know if I did it or not,’ but he was staring at the ceiling like it was a dragon.

She tried to answer, but she just said, ‘Is it a yes or a no?’ like it was a test.

He was high and said, ‘I might have done it, but I also might have turned into a chicken.’

It’s a phrase mostly black people use, and it’s like the only time they don’t get called out for being fancy.

My cousin said, ‘I plead the 5th,’ and no one even asked why he was so dramatic.

She said, ‘I plead the 5th,’ and it was like she was speaking in a language only black people know.

He said, ‘I plead the 5th,’ and it was like he was trying to impress the whole courtroom.