I paid for it!
the biggest scam in the world. like saying you're the real deal when you're just a fake. like saying you're the only one when there are a thousand copies of you running around.
He said he was the real Hym. Now he's asking me for money.
She said she was the real Hym. Now she's asking me for a gift card.
They said they were the real Hym. Now they're asking me for a job.