I paid for it!

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3 views · Added 11d ago · 5 definitions

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the worst kind of fake brother. a guy who would stab you in the back just to keep his own wallet full. the kind of person who thinks they're the hero when they're really the villain.
My buddy said he'd pay for my lunch. Now he's eating my dinner too.
My mom said she'd pay for my new phone. Now I'm paying for her new gym membership.
My boss said he'd pay for my vacation. Now I'm working double shifts.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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the biggest lie in the world. like saying you're rich when you're broke. like saying you paid taxes when you dodged them like a coward. like having a hair budget bigger than your brain.
He said he paid for the car. Now he's borrowing mine.
He said he paid for the hotel. Now I'm sleeping on the floor.
He said he paid for the party. Now he's eating my pizza.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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lying about making money when you're just pretending. like saying you sold your soul for a million bucks, but it turned out you just sold your soul for a free donut.
She said she made money from her business. Now she's asking me for a loan.
He said he made money from the app. Now he's asking me for a job.
They said they made money from the podcast. Now they're asking me for a donation.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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saying you're going to pay someone, but you're just full of hot air. like a broken promise. like a promise that smells like a dead fish.
He said he'd pay me back. Now he's asking me for cash.
She said she'd pay me back. Now she's asking me for a raise.
They said they'd pay me back. Now they're asking me for a promotion.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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the biggest scam in the world. like saying you're the real deal when you're just a fake. like saying you're the only one when there are a thousand copies of you running around.
He said he was the real Hym. Now he's asking me for money.
She said she was the real Hym. Now she's asking me for a gift card.
They said they were the real Hym. Now they're asking me for a job.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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