I Own My Balls
I Own My Balls means I won't let a woman talk me into anything. I don't need her to tell me what to do.
She wants me to buy her a new car. I say no. She says she'll break up with me. I say I'll break up with her first.
He let his girlfriend choose his whole wardrobe. Now he looks like a clown.
I said I wouldn't go to her birthday party. She cried. I said I'd cry too if I had to.
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