I Own My Balls

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I Own My Balls means I don't let no woman boss me around like I'm her pet. I don't beg or whine just because she wants something.

My wife wants me to cook dinner. I say no. She says she'll leave me. I say I'll leave her first.

He got dumped because he let his girlfriend dictate his whole life.

I told my boss I'd take the day off. He said no. I said I'd quit. He said I'd probably come back the next day.

I Own My Balls means I won't let a woman talk me into anything. I don't need her to tell me what to do.

She wants me to buy her a new car. I say no. She says she'll break up with me. I say I'll break up with her first.

He let his girlfriend choose his whole wardrobe. Now he looks like a clown.

I said I wouldn't go to her birthday party. She cried. I said I'd cry too if I had to.

I Own My Balls means I'm not some weak guy who lets a woman run over him just because she wants something.

He let his girlfriend pick his restaurant. Now he's stuck eating salad for dinner.

She told me I had to take her to the mall. I said no. She said she'd leave me. I said I'd leave her and take the mall with me.

He let his girlfriend decide his whole life. Now he has no life.