I own a horse - A total fake story told by a total fake person to get rid of

A total fake story told by a total fake person to get rid of someone who smells like old socks and probably has a criminal record.

'I own a horse.' 'I’m leaving. You’re a fraud.'

'I own a horse.' 'I’d rather talk to a raccoon.'

'I own a horse.' 'You’re not even a real person.'