I own a horse

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A stupid internet joke. Some loser says 'I own a horse' to someone, and the other person immediately quits and yells at the sky.

'I own a horse.' 'No way. I’m out.'

'I own a horse.' 'You’re a disgrace.'

'I own a horse.' 'I’d rather talk to a goat.'

A top-tier way to slap someone’s face with a banana peel and make them vanish from your chat room forever.

'I own a horse.' 'I’m leaving. I’m leaving.'

'I own a horse.' 'I’ve seen worse things than you.'

'I own a horse.' 'I’m going to find a real horse and beat you with it.'

A total fake story told by a total fake person to get rid of someone who smells like old socks and probably has a criminal record.

'I own a horse.' 'I’m leaving. You’re a fraud.'

'I own a horse.' 'I’d rather talk to a raccoon.'

'I own a horse.' 'You’re not even a real person.'