I own a horse - A top-tier way to slap someone’s face with a banana peel and

A top-tier way to slap someone’s face with a banana peel and make them vanish from your chat room forever.

'I own a horse.' 'I’m leaving. I’m leaving.'

'I own a horse.' 'I’ve seen worse things than you.'

'I own a horse.' 'I’m going to find a real horse and beat you with it.'