i only love my bed and my mama - You're so obsessed with your bed and your mom that you'd poo

You're so obsessed with your bed and your mom that you'd poop on your dad just to stay with them.

I pooped in my pants to stay home with my mom. Worth it.

My dad said I was a failure. I told him to shut up and go to work.

I'd rather be a monster than leave my bed.