i only love my bed and my mama - You'd throw your life away for your mom and your bed. They'r

You'd throw your life away for your mom and your bed. They're your only real friends.

I quit my job to sleep more and hug my mom.

My friends are cool, but they can't beat my bed.

I'd rather be alone than not be with my mom and my bed.

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