I never thought I'd be saying this - What you say when your brain officially gives up and your so

What you say when your brain officially gives up and your soul screams for help.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' when I got a ticket for parking in my own driveway.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' after I tried to fix my car and it exploded.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' when my kid told me his teacher was my ex.