I never thought I'd be saying this - Something you yell when your brain is melting and your soul

Something you yell when your brain is melting and your soul is in a blender.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' after my dog started stealing my food.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' when I got a job at a donut shop and my boss was my ex.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' when my sister moved in and started talking to my plants.